Hi ladies!
Because one of my loves is bringing you entertaining (if rather useless) things, I give you http://thesurrealist.co.uk/, a website that includes the slogan generator - something that some of you may remember from last year and the machine that formed both the title of this entry and the small list I've compiled here for your enjoyment:

 

Bellatrix tested, mother approved.

Any time, any place, Bellatrix.

I've seen the future, and it's Bellatrix-shaped.

Stimulation for body and Bellatrix.

What can Bellatrix do for you?

There's also a Shakespeare quote generator:

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your yaoi!"

"For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the yaoi of kings."

"O excellent!  I love Bellatrix better than figs."

And a movie quote generator:

"Say hello to my little Toph!"

"Sasunaru, for lack of a better word, is good."

"I am serious...  And don't call me Sasuke."

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my slash."

"Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true slash. Remember..."

There are tons of other things on this website too for the student on vacation with too much time.  Enjoy and share!  I'd love to see what you come up with.

Thanks for reading
Jac